Pimp My Ordo

[Ci Celli Ddu]

Ever since the occult revival of the 19th century, every time someone publishes a book on magic the author feels it necessary to impart to us the name of his magical order. Okay, I can appreciate this as adding mystique back in the days before moving pictures, but today? Do we really want to know? Do we really care? For all we know any given order could in fact comprise of the author, his/her pet dog and some garden gnomes. Yet they persist in saying "here is the (whatever) rite as performed by Ordo This or Ordo That", of which they are of course (surprise surprise) the Grand Master/leader/founder/prophet/etc.

Just for laughs, why don't we come up with some ideas for Ordo names? Maybe along with your own self appointed titles and fictional grimoires?

Yours Truly

Fr Fex Sayk

Grind Master

Ordo Alcoholis Anonimis

[Anibis]

I think this is an amusing thing to point out but I must caution you to not speak too loudly on it. It appears you are stumbling upon a secret of the 52.671'st order of the sacred spongecake. If you do not desist, we will be forced to phone your dentist.

Frater Mergatroyd Volebuttock
11th Circle
Ordo Waskali Wabbit
Mormon Retirement Association of the Western Himalayas.

[Dragon]

You dare to speak in public!? We of the Ordo Kevlar Whores-in-Memphis warned you Wabbits about ever showing your face again! Didn't you learn your lesson during the great magicqal war of the Gulden's On Your Hot Dog Booth at the Great Jerusalem Chili Cookoff of the 3rd century? DEFILERS OF THE GREAT WIENER!!! YOU WILL PAY!

W are now sending out a hit squad of our innermost assassins - the Yeti Order ( Also known as the Ordo Odeus Pedeus ) to take you out!

...punks.

~D~

[Naomi]

Ordo Kevlar Whores-in-Memphis

HEY! That's my ordo! :mad:

[Dragon]

Behold! You have angered our Hippy-Sissy-Moose! The High Sleazystess of our ancient society!

Now your in for it!

*ducks*


~D~

[Ci Celli Ddu]

Fear Ye Not The Terrible Feats Of The Yeti!!! Our Order Specializes In The Most Ingenious Devices That Will Improve Your Magickal Defenses By Up To* 1000%!!!!

Send Cash For More Details To:

Ordo Acme Ultra

16A Fudgepacker Terrace
Boringsborough
Grimshire BB75 3SE
UK

* "Up To" includes the number zero

[Anibis]

DUCKS! shit, where where...
*Runs for cover*

I'm affraid that you have forced our hand. Now I, Magus Ponderosa, of the 32nd degree burns, will perform the 'Ritual of the 7 Seals' Muhahahahah!

*7 barking seals are led into the 'magic circle' which is a circus ring, each ballancing various orbicular objects, to the tune of 'Enter the Gladiator'. A nasty looking Newfoundlander stands by wearing a sou'ester and sporting a cudgell*.

-I-

[Ci Celli Ddu]

I fear not the 7 seals, for I am a master of the arts of He-Ra Fishi and Shushu Shu. Indeed, I am none other than Yada Yada, Dark Lord of the Pith...

[Radiant Star]

I am

... a housewife...

doesn't have the same ring to it does it :sad:

[Oblio]

Perhaps the Grand Haus-Wyfe of the mystic black forest lodge would suit you better Ricci..?


I believe they've been looking for a new high-priestess since the unfortunate incident during my visit last year.... (I had to.. convince them of my entitlement to the seat of Ascended Purple Oompapa, and things got a bit messy :o_O:)

[m1thr0s]

untilly yoo lurn to spik in de most gorliust anshent lingwag uv Lemu-Mu-Moodoo yoo kant by no mins obtain to beun a suprimly conshus intitty!

Thatz no choking madder so yoo muss sin manee munees so weez cun channul dis vary speshul Wizdim to yoo (ore yoor leegil gardeeun who haz da kriddut kard)

Thiss not mite possubul to cum agin so yoo beddur rillee hooree!!!

yeszz! I sin manee munees too:

Ordo Lemu-Mu-Moodoo Anshent Powwa Spikin Lingwag
PO Boks 666777888999
Atlandiss Eyelann 112233-4455

[Talkingfox]

Dammit M1thr0s...you made me squirt coffee outta my nose onto my keyboard......just when I was about to type in my credit card number too....

[Radiant Star]

Perhaps the Grand Haus-Wyfe of the mystic black forest lodge would suit you better Ricci..?

I believe they've been looking for a new high-priestess since the unfortunate incident during my visit last year.... (I had to.. convince them of my entitlement to the seat of Ascended Purple Oompapa, and things got a bit messy :o_O:)

:laugh:

I don't know what they do in the lodge, but it sounds like I am on the up lol

Thanks Oblio : )

Hilarious m1thr0s!

[m1thr0s]

Dammit M1thr0s...you made me squirt coffee outta my nose onto my keyboard......just when I was about to type in my credit card number too....I can only hope they have an affiliates program...damn...what a goldmine!
not quite sure what an "intitty" is though...sounds like some kind of sex-magic! :yes:

m1thr0s

[feranaja]

So what's an alpha bitch like yours truly call herself? Ordo Templus Canivorus? Yanka my chain I bite-a yo ass?

[Zaii]

untilly yoo lurn to spik in de most gorliust anshent lingwag uv Lemu-Mu-Moodoo yoo kant by no mins obtain to beun a suprimly conshus intitty!

Thatz no choking madder so yoo muss sin manee munees so weez cun channul dis vary speshul Wizdim to yoo (ore yoor leegil gardeeun who haz da kriddut kard)

Thiss not mite possubul to cum agin so yoo beddur rillee hooree!!!

yeszz! I sin manee munees too:

Ordo Lemu-Mu-Moodoo Anshent Powwa Spikin Lingwag
PO Boks 666777888999
Atlandiss Eyelann 112233-4455

So what's an alpha bitch like yours truly call herself? Ordo Templus Canivorus? Yanka my chain I bite-a yo ass?

You two bastards are going to put me back in the hospital. As soon as I righted my balance after laughing at the first post from the precarious "leaning chair" position which used to be for relaxing but now represents the razors edge, I began to read feras and almost landed on my face again I was laughing so hard.

*shaking my one good fist at you like a senile old man finding racoons eating his trash but too powerless to stop them*

[Ratatosk]

*shaking my one good fist at you like a senile old man finding racoons eating his trash but too powerless to stop them*

Ah, I see you are doing the secret sign of the Ordo Templi Sciurus Vulgaris - I, Grand Nutflinger Fr. Occultus Sciurus must insist that you cease to do so in public, or your stash of "Acorns of Wisdom" will be removed to place unknown to you where they will grow into trees after the spring thaw and not bear any edible nuts for seven more years!

[Zaii]

In fact this whole thread is pretty hilarious. :D

[Talkingfox]

yeah I think it's a conspiracy to keep me from actually DRINKING any coffee

[Ratatosk]

yeah I think it's a conspiracy to keep me from actually DRINKING any coffee

No coffee, none for you, until you have gathered unto the stockpile of Grand Nutflinger Fr. Occultus Sciurus many "lesser acorns of wisdom" - also called by the unordained "Benjamins," "Dead Presidents" and "cold, hard cash!"

Thus hath the Grand Nutflinger spoken, thus it must be.

*two fist shakes to seal the proclamation*

[Talkingfox]

No coffee, none for you, until you have gathered unto the stockpile of Grand Nutflinger Fr. Occultus Sciurus many "lesser acorns of wisdom" -

Thus hath the Grand Nutflinger spoken, thus it must be.

*two fist shakes to seal the proclamation*

This, of course, means war :p

You take my coffee and you'd best be watching your own nuts , boyo :rofl:

[Ratatosk]

In the sacred language of our order:
Eep!

:o_O:

[m1thr0s]

hey...your new squirrel just bit me on the nose!!!

that's not cool...if he does that again he gets a time-out! :p

m1thr0s

[Ratatosk]

Sorry, I think Ng startled him is all

[m1thr0s]

ahhh...well that's understandable...Ng doesn't actually eat squirrels but many of his relatives do...

I am told squiirel meat has inspired many fine banjo tunes! ;)

m1thr0s

[Radiant Star]

Thinking good music, barbecued Sq... errr... Rat... errr... rabbit and fine wine... good company
.
Yeah, thats for me :yes:

[Ci Celli Ddu]

rabbit and fine wine....
Yeah, thats for me :yes:

Take care lest ye invoke the terrible wrath of Buggis Bunnis...

[Radiant Star]

What about cow or is that sacred?

There must be some goddam MEAT to eat somewhere :rofl:

*Looks around*

[Ci Celli Ddu]

What about cow or is that sacred?

There must be some goddam MEAT to eat somewhere :rofl:

*Looks around*

Make sure you say that in a restaurant and not in a truckers bar :laugh:

[Radiant Star]

Oh god yes lol

You would think I would know that too, my other half was a trucker lol

[Talkingfox]

What about cow or is that sacred?

There must be some goddam MEAT to eat somewhere :rofl:

*Looks around*
Oh gods Ricci...just as I was reading this a MOOSE wandered by my office window...and I mean CLOSE. MMmmmmmm meat

:laugh::rofl::laugh::rofl::laugh:

[Radiant Star]

Quick! go get it - nearly lunchtime here :D

Oh yummy, did it look nicely fattened?

[Talkingfox]

Should be as it was eating my very expensive sub zero hardy rose bushes:mad:

[Radiant Star]

Naughty moose lol

[deviadah]

For all we know any given order could in fact comprise of the author, his/her pet dog and some garden gnomes. Yet they persist in saying "here is the (whatever) rite as performed by Ordo This or Ordo That", of which they are of course (surprise surprise) the Grand Master/leader/founder/prophet/etc.

This is a great point. I see a lot of this and to me the more a person speaks of titles and position the less respect s/he gets from me. It is a sure sign s/he needs to invent self-esteem or control others.

I see this at my job at the moment were a new boss has been hired and he daily tells everyone he is the boss, whereas I, who is a boss of a certain department, never need to tell everyone what I am because I know and that is quite enough.

Those who want to govern are not fit to govern! And the same goes for prophets and masters of such and such.

I can't think of a fake now, but I can say that I wrote a satirical book once with a friend which contained an order called The White Rabbit Order, the leader was called Phallus and the god was The Great Yeti. It's out there actually on the NET. Go HERE (http://glass-coffin.blogspot.com/)! But it is only a taster... beware though, it is written in a new style called subtext to the forefront...

[MythMath]

You had me at Labbatoir... :eek:
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And what of the Labyrinth...?

[deviadah]

And what of the Labyrinth...?

Explain your question...

[MythMath]

I'm always interested in another's informed
opinions regarding any topic of significance... ;)

[deviadah]

I understand you so far, but still what about it? It is a vast subject. The symbolic significance of a labyrinth or? If you want my view on that it would be best you read the whole of Glass Coffin, if you can be asked... :cool: