Taking people you know out of context

[Naomi]

"f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke."

- Nalyd23


Ok this is a game the media plays but this time we're doing it to have fun. The only rule is you have to like them alot to post a quote they said. It's supposed to be funny. Also they have to be real quotes, and no editing them aside from copying them out of posts.

I'm also not responsible for your deaths in the event of quoting m1thr0s. "I never know if Im sitting on a chair or some loa or Crowley's face or some Goetic thingie or Jesus...unbelievable."

- Feranaja

"I don't dare post it here cuz it might be viewed as pornographic...which it isn't...at least I don't think it is...she IS..."

- m1thr0s"yeah. I use espresso in my ritual cup. It is the dark water"

- Venus666 "I'm a world-class energy technician you simpletons..."

- m1thr0sLadyHydralisk: "Fortunately, unlike the business world, you can advance by screwing demons instead of stuffed suits."

IAM: "I have noticed that the Demons seem to be in a better mood lately"
"maybe I should invite you into my circle for a chat, although I sometimes do ritual in not many clothes you know if the weather is warm and with you being a... ooops no, not on THIS thread"

- RadiantStar, to Nalyd23

[feranaja]

"Seeing triangles everywhere now, only went Googling for a picture of a hash brown too." Ricci

"Why are guys into pyronecrobestiality more then women are? " Dragon

This is too brilliant, I will never get anything done now, lol....

fera, off to sit on Crowley again

[feranaja]

or how about:

"Bah! You are no help! I want to be spoon fed!!" NuHad418

"Not everyone has a "stinky goof" to wake up to."
NuHad418

"Someone send me a bottle of jb or jack daniels and i ll be a good little happy person for a while"
Chaka


"Sorry to not be a beligerant dick yet!"
hitman777

[Naomi]

lol those are hilarious! ^_^

[feranaja]

lol I love this. I think I should change my signature to Humour will save the world...

off to troll through m1thr0s posts now...hehehehe...

[Aodh]

A nip and a truck on abody part that previously didnt feel like it was falling off and then one day - yikes. I'm much happier now it's learned its lesson and is behaving like that particular bodypart is supposed to.:laugh:
Let that be a lesson to any other errant parts considering misbehaving in the near future - I WILL PREVAIL...

Gotta watch out for those nip and trucks, they can be tricky. ;-)

[feranaja]

lol Sam - it felt rather like a truck ran over me... I'll get ya for that!! YOU WAIT!!!

<slinks off to wade through innumerable Aodh posts>

[Nuhad418]

"How could you be Ken Wilber and not be at least a little pleased with yourself??"

"I am a Fountain of Shakti and my off switch is jammed again."

"I probably have more of a worship on for Wilber than befits an adult woman, lol"

"I'll come up with a happy list of my own later on."

lol...man you rock fera!

[Naomi]

"To begin with I should point out that it is highly dubious whether communicating a technical meditation practise in this format is even a good idea."

- m1thr0s

"To begin with I should point out that it is highly dubious whether communicating a tentacle medication practise in this format is even a good idea."

- silentjohn

[Dragon]

NaomiChan - "I created a prototype but he ended up looking like a purple anime bishonen space clown."

Talking Fox - " I enjoy the company of blood spitters."

mithros - "I do listen to other points of view but they ultimately wind up boring me to tears."

Nuhad - "...like Worf being left to pilot the Enterprise through a delicate society of flower sniffing pacifists?

Ricci - " I thought this was a joke until I searched for tree goats on Google."

Aodh - " Well, at the very least you have a great rack."



hehehe...

~D~

[Talkingfox]

Ratatosk: No problem. Open wide for the Cream of Weak.

Nuhad: Hmm...seems simple enough. Should cause me no end to grief! WHAT!? NO! I like grief...explain. Pretty please with mead on top. (ok ok this was 2 posts...but they were back to back)

m1thr0s: what...you never hear of the terrible smurfs? you guys need to get out more!

Dragon: I am known as- The Bunny.

[Dragon]

Anibis - "What 'Ass Tatoo?"

MythMath - "To be honest, I think we should invade Newfoundland..."

Danisty - "I like men and enjoy their company too."

Kuroyagi - "did you try wookiepedia?"

Ratatosk - "Now, give me some walnuts and get back on topic."


:laugh:


~D~

[The Tengu]

you need to really blast it so the vibe will seep into the walls and enchant your place
I guess "enchanting your place" is what the kids are calling it these days.

[silentjohn]

[The Tengu] 6:58 pm: Mmmmmm, kitty titties.


[The Tengu] 8:19 pm: I know, the modifier on tits must be heavy.


[The Tengu] 9:03 pm: Then again, I have a history of getting violent around cotton candy.

[Naomi]

rofl@ all prev. quotes

"ABRAHADABRA: get me some ganga, quality bud, fast."

- Sebastian/Okazaki Castle

"I have nearly 100% empathy which means that I know how the woman feels pleasure and that makes me horny"

- Kuroyagi

[silentjohn]

[NaomiChan] 11:37 pm: I read somewhere they had to screw ugly chicks
[NaomiChan] 11:37 pm: to earn their black belt
[NaomiChan] 11:37 pm: or smtg

[Naomi]

[NaomiChan] 11:55 pm: oh btw am posting photos soon
[silentjohn] 11:55 pm: i am holding on to my seats
[NaomiChan] 11:56 pm: ...
[silentjohn] 11:56 pm: i am excited
[silentjohn] 11:56 pm: and must hold onto my seat
[silentjohn] 11:56 pm: in order to control myself
[silentjohn] 11:57 pm: it is a simple idea
[NaomiChan] 11:57 pm: gah you make me laugh
[silentjohn] 11:58 pm: anything for pictures!
[silentjohn] 11:58 pm:
[NaomiChan] 12:00 am: ok i posted.