Funny Websites

[m1thr0s]

These guys crack me up...


http://abrahadabra.com/images/thelema4dummies.jpg (http://www.illumnaughty.com/texts/message2at/message.htm)

m1thr0s

[chaos_mage4]

Lol, that was pretty funny. Hey, that seems interesting, because on the back of my copy of The Psychopath's Bible it has some praise along with who said it, and one of them said, " Yo! Doc! This is a real tasty stew, keep it up!" -Spartakus X, Invisible Head ov Thee Illumnaughty. Lol, what a coincidence. Anyway, I guess I dont' have any funny websites lol, I get most of my jokes and stuff like that from my dad and friends, from email and talking.
Thanks for that, that was funny,
~Christopher
P.S. I like the CD-Rom with Libers lol.

[Seipiriz]

Check out : www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

LOL...just that....:D

[Anibis]

Okay... The Perry Bible Fellowship (http://www.pbfcomics.com/).

Check out this (http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF095AD-Prank_Dragon.jpg#164). And this (http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF050AD-Book_World.jpg#119). And this (http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF02079BC-Monster_Dad.jpg#3).

I nearly peed myself...
-Ibisis

[Anibis]

This (http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF041AD-Orbitoid_and_Jones.jpg#110) too.
-Ib

[Amur]

If you haven't seen this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php) already. Check it out! :laugh:

[feranaja]

That was a hoot, Amur... thanks..

[Amur]

Here's also one site :)

http://www.partanen.net/perjantai/109/

[fr.novumorganum]

http://www.myleftwing.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=13409

[feranaja]

www.mycathatesyou.com (http://www.mycathatesyou.com)

One of my current favourites:
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/2006/10/1

Still cracked up from catswholooklikehitler.com...lol

[Ratatosk]

Here's one that had me rolling:

Secrets from inside the White House (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1845896&perpage=40&pagenumber=1)


And very strange, especially if it is true

Is Aleister Crowley Barbara Bush's father (http://cannonfire.blogspot.com/2006/04/george-w-bush-barbara-bush-and.html)?

[Ci Celli Ddu]

I just had to share this...

For friends there's Facebook, for enemies there's Arsebook (http://www.arsebook.org/#)

:laugh:

[Ci Celli Ddu]

XKCD (http://www.xkcd.com/) :laugh:

[Ci Celli Ddu]

This one (http://www.expectnothing.com/pub/posts/attached/0002k1cc.gif) is for anyone that's ever played an online game like WoW. It's the gamer's version of The Fellowship Of The Ring

[Amur]

http://www.sieni.us/

[Amur]

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

[Anibis]

That is the most revolting thing I have seen in a long time. Not ONE of those girls are over 18! It makes me very angry....
-Anibis

[Anibis]

THe testimonials say it all: 'My husband is okay, and now my parents can afford a jacuzi and a trip to the bahamas'... wtf!? coming from a 14 year old that stuff makes my skin crawl... Sell your daughter.com, bah...
-Anibis
And WHO buys a 13 year old for $50k?

[Anibis]

Maybe it's a joke?
-A-

[Catalytic Subterfuge]

If I only had $50K!

he he he, just kidding all!

[m1thr0s]

from testimonials...
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.oh xst...how are we gonna save this farm...hey I know...let's sell sissy!!! hey she's kinda cute...a little young maybe...let's pray on it!!! wow. great news...god says it's all ok!!! let's do it!!!

stranger than fiction boy...it's too damn weird not to be real...nobody would believe this shit if you actually made it all up...

m1thr0s

[Anibis]

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.




Selling your kids off for a Jaccuzi. This is FUCKED UP. I Believe this relates, IMO to Deviadah's thread on the nature of evil, cuz damn it if this isn't some deeply sick evil shite... I hope at least they go so far as to compare Horoscopes* first!

*This being one of the main ways that families in India determine suitable matches for arranged marraiges...

Marry off your 13year old cuz she mopes.... barf....

-Anibis

[m1thr0s]

the thing is...I don't think it's actually legal to marry kids off that young in the states at least (I suppose they could be handling it like off-shore investments or something)...maybe this is all bullshit afterall...

sure looks real though...it's not dicey looking enough to be a con and they aren't loading the site with porn links or dating links or anything else I can see...

from their faq page:
Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE (http://www.coolnurse.com/marriage_laws.htm) for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE (http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/?search=Bride%20Price&version1=31&searchtype=all) for what the Bible says on Bride Price.

m1thr0s

[Amur]

Rofl. Got to love hoomans :laugh:

http://www.flicklife.com/bb7d7925f38aea348411/OMG_Britney_Spears_Fan_Cries.html

[Catalytic Subterfuge]

Rofl. Got to love hoomans :laugh:

http://www.flicklife.com/bb7d7925f38aea348411/OMG_Britney_Spears_Fan_Cries.html


The guy in this clip is un-nerving!

[m1thr0s]

well here's a peek at what the fuss is all about...
I enjoyed the viewer comment..."She struts her stuff like a housewife"...

run a file "save as" due to size (56mb)

BritneySpears_GimmeMore_Fiasco.XviD.avi (http://abrahadabra.com/video/BritneySpears_GimmeMore_Fiasco.XviD.avi) m1thr0s

[Catalytic Subterfuge]

This whole Britney mess and the crazy guy (Chris) breaking down on Youtube even made the Howard Stern show this morning. Too funny!

[Amur]

Finnish-demon-banishment: http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf hehe...

**Edit: The previous link stopped working so I googled a new link with loituma and swf

[deviadah]

www.god.com (http://www.god.com/)

:dogma:

[Ci Celli Ddu]

Billy Connolly's website (http://www.billyconnolly.com/) is a work of art. Some great ideas going on in the design there (once you click to enter, I mean)

[Amur]

hehe

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3804/1198859743862nq6.jpg

[fr.novumorganum]

sad thing is, this site isn't meant to be a parody...

http://www.conservatipedia.com/

[Naomi]

That's really stupid fr....

Especialy blaming Islam loving liberals on Alladin...fucking weird...

I like Disney movies.

:(

[Anibis]

We are at war right now with the Islamic religion. They're out to kill everyone and our Christian nation. But we must never forget the atheists in America, rotting this country from the inside out.

Real profound and nuanced analysis, this one has. What was this 'death glance' you mentioned m1thr0s?
-An-

[m1thr0s]

yeah...all that wit and a coward to boot. no sense leaving comments that have to be pre-approved to get posted...

there certainly is a hell though...he's got that bit right...he ought to know...he lives there 24/7...got his postal address, vehicle allowance, computer hook-up and everything!

m1

[Anibis]

lol... makes me wanna go on and post insane comments that are even more psycho than he is... give the whole thing a sortof 'push' over the edge and see what we can end up getting this guy to agree to saying. Though of the few comments on there, they all think he's a twit and he's allowed them. I made the mistake of sending a comment to one of these cranks a few years ago. I took my usual tact approach, but he just took what he wanted from the comment and spouted off more shite. I haven't touched this sortof thing since. Frater No, are you SURE this isn't a spoof. Like 'westdale united' or whatever those guys are called. The ones who marked the 'What Would Jesus Do?' thong.
-Anibis

[Amur]

Funny pictures of writings

http://www.kuvaton.com/kuvei/graffitteja.jpg

[Amur]

Exactly what I feel is happening in america hehe..
http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-01-14.gif
And because of what the america did to me I expect the whole fucking shit to explode once I come there.