Post something funny for god's sakes

[Naomi]

Naomi says:
coffee enemas
silentjohn says:
woah
silentjohn says:
that's a witches brew if i ever heard one
silentjohn says:
you know
silentjohn says:
because that means putting coffee in your ass
silentjohn says:
O_O
Naomi says:
yes, I know what it means bitch


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Naomi says:
oh
Deimos says:
Jump hold it in your mouth for a moment and you won't gag as it goes down, is my advice on that, haha
Deimos says:
It always tastes nasty, you just get over it
Naomi says:
alright we're still talking about vegetable juice right?
Deimos says:
Some vegetables, yeah
Deimos says:
Others are great
Naomi says:
that went right over your head didn't it?
Deimos says:
Like sweet potato with orange and pineapple and pear is great
Naomi says:
lulz
Deimos says:
Oh wait
Naomi says:
i hear pineapple juice really helps
Deimos says:
I'm mildly offended now that I get what you said

[Anibis]

YouTube - PUBLIC ENEMY "Don't Believe The Hype"
-An-

[Naomi]

I've been banned from that forum.

[Anibis]

YouTube - Word Up by Cameo
-A-

[Naomi]

YouTube - Nigga Please

[Kuroyagi]

http://www.sivacracy.net/archives/engrish.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Jenglish_-_warning_Kyoto.jpg/800px-Jenglish_-_warning_Kyoto.jpg



p.s. Yeah that thread/forum Anibis posted is stark raving c-r-a-z-y...those people there behave like wild rabid animals! I registered innocently under one of my birthnames (Igor= Prince Igor Wladimir Zarejwitsch) and they threatened me and gave me a nasty tag, too- they also have a very short attention span it seems, I said "I'm Igor" and two sec.s later someone asked me: are you Eric...I got scared and never returned again..clowns basically, paranoid dictator wanna-bees, a bunch of hurray henries and some fantasy hacks turned cultists with aspirations to world domination... :no: :rofl:

[Naomi]

I agree, it's not a respectable place to be. I don't know why Anibis hangs out there. He should explain himself.

[Anibis]

YouTube - Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
-A-

[Apopheros]

Noooooooooow...
Thats where Tomagahane was hanging? I was looking for It since ...
What popping Big T?

[Anibis]

I like clowns though... Especially the ones who wap people with fish... Wap Wap Wap...
YouTube - Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance
-An

[fr.novumorganum]

yar

[Anibis]

Cool fractal... What is that symbol called again?
-A-

[fr.novumorganum]

spaceface!

[Apopheros]

http://www.3dchem.com/imagesofmolecules/tnt.jpg
:laugh:

[Naomi]

lol ok i cheated I actually had to look that up.

[Catalytic Subterfuge]

Actually, that would be a "steal-your-face" from the Grateful Dead's Steal Your Face June, 1976 album. The term came from the song He's Gone ("Like I told you, what I said, steal your face right off your head.")

There are hundreds of these little buggers that people have made. The "Space Your Face" looks like this....

[Catalytic Subterfuge]

That's a great one though Fr. N. I'm going to steal it from you if I may?

:)

[Kuroyagi]

Heres a vid I found funny (reminds me of the OP)...songs also good..

Video Les Rita Mitsouko - Y'A D'La Haine - les, rita, mitsouko, haine, clip - Dailymotion Share Your Videos@@AMEPARAM@@value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xliu0"@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xliu0

[Naomi]

That is quite funny K. You have a knack for unconventional humor.

[Anibis]

Steal-your-face... yeah, that's what I was looking for... I knew that. A buddy of mine many years ago showed me a steal-your-face with the 3fold 'yin-yang'. This was the first time I ever saw the symbol, and I guess was why I got such a 'ping' when I saw the THC in 'The Magician's Handbook' by whatshisface... Whitcomb...
-Anibis

[Anibis]

Buddy's middle name was 'Dee' too... Seems his dad was a Magician...
-An-

[Darkwater]

I caught Motorheads"Steel your Face" tour in the early eighties,which I reckoned was ripping someones jaw?For a guy this just means grow a beard or loss of boyish charm,for a girl carefully applied make-up.To both it signifies death of a previous way of life,one way or another.

Not the end of the world,mind you.

I never knew the Grateful Dead gave Lemme the idea,though he is the king of Plagurism,ever changing,ever evolving which I like.I really like the bastard he is so Vampyre.

He of course seriously tapped into the energies of "Hawkwind"(& vice versa),enough to heavily influence them till they ripped him off.The grateful dead link is a new one on me,I don't know much about them.

ty

Andy

First time I saw a 3 fold ying-yang-whatever was Naomi.Where can I see the Grateful dead one?

[Dragon]

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He lifts up the dog by its tail and whirls him around above his head.

The barman is hysterical: "What are you doing?"

The man replies: "Just having a look around."


...thank you...goodnight.


~D~

[Naomi]

dumb joke

i laughed

Dark:

http://www.abrahadabra.com/twentysevenkua001.htm

:)

[Darkwater]

:::link removed - not working...m1:::

Jeez,I hope that link looks smaller when I post this.

It is the album cover from GD,the one which symbolises the opening of the crown chakra.Looks similar to the earlier*spaceface* though I got a ton of spaghetti which formed into 3 distinct *horns* before melding into conjute that links me to the multiverse.

I have tried to get a link to Hawkwind-motorhead which their are none.Motorhead-Motorhead is a classic though I prefer the slightly more melodic Hawkwind version(written by Lemme-short for "lend me").

here is motorhead YouTube - Motörhead - Motörhead (live)

[Darkwater]

mmmmm The Twenty Seven Ternary Kua,

Nice one.I like the binary code/morse code cyphers,though do not fully understand them,of course.heh heh

ty

Andy

ps,I have port(left) & starboard(right) pegged on starship earth,the tilt upon our axis as we travel,the speed we are travelling,the rate at which we turn & most things in relation to the sun.

My big questions are:-

(1) wtf is the sun orbiting.

(2)wtf is that orbiting?

(3) as above

(4) as above ad infinitum.

Heh heh,takes a lot to get me discombobulated these days.wheeeeeeeee

[Naomi]

I don't think anybody does yet anyways, except the Taijitu itself of course....

[Darkwater]

It dosen't matter anyway,except perhaps for perspective purposes.

I'll stow away as your cabin boy,traditionally for sexual pleasure & first to be eaten in an emergency.

Worse things happen in space?

Namaste

Andy

mmmmm,I'll see if I can cut the Ternary Kua into bitesize chunks,seems wonderful.

[Apopheros]

Heres a vid I found funny (reminds me of the OP)...songs also good..



Ah ouais les Rita Mitsuko are funny. Very popular where I live. Putain Kuro, faudrait bien se la discuter en français un de ces jours;)!

[fr.novumorganum]

heh
i'll never understand peoplw who don't see LSD/DMT/Shrooms as on of the great krmic keys

[Catalytic Subterfuge]

I've always thought that!

[Naomi]

It dosen't matter anyway,except perhaps for perspective purposes.

I'll stow away as your cabin boy,traditionally for sexual pleasure & first to be eaten in an emergency.

Worse things happen in space?

Namaste

Andy

mmmmm,I'll see if I can cut the Ternary Kua into bitesize chunks,seems wonderful.

LOL what?!?!

[Naomi]

re: Kuroyagi

YouTube - Lady Sovereign - Love Me Or Hate Me (Explicit Version)

[Darkwater]

LOL what?!?!


LOLZ,

The Earth is a spaceship travelling through the Multiverse.The course is set by the stars & other stuff,so even if we didn't like it there is not much more we can do,so why bother with identifying & understanding the forces that determine our *fated course*.

Except for the purpose of greater perspective as everything is related,the *everything* as defined by Pink Floyd in the song Eclipse.....the lyrics being synonimous with the/your*universe*.

Then you *realise*,through meeting the beings of greater duration & greater perspective that nothing is cast in stone(even if it were,stone is just energy:rofl:)

Or did you mean cutting the Ternary Kua into bitsize chunks?3 seperate pieces should suffice,I have my own definate views on what the yin yang & the other are,the other being void though can't see any mention in google other than a link to the link you have provided on this site.Any other stuff on it?

A captain & 1st mate of a ship were found guilty of murder after killing & eating the cabin boy when there boat sank in the 19th century.

Their special defence of"that's what we always did" & "this is what always has happened" didn't wash with the court & they were hung,even after surviving 35 days at sea in an open boat after their ship sunk.:p So I'll start at the bottom & work my way up,if that's ok.


Women & children were always saved first because they were tastier:laugh:

Maybe worse things will happen in space?:yes:


Eclipse is 4.14 minutes into this.It is the Universe,each to their own,the 7th sphere of hell.(9 in

YouTube - Pink Floyd-Brain Damage/Eclipse

[hitman777]

That kind of makes sense. But if you've got kids that you could eat, why not keep the women around to service you? THen you've got food, and you've got poontang.

[Anibis]

This thread is getting lame.
-Anibis

[Apopheros]

That kind of makes sense. But if you've got kids that you could eat, why not keep the women around to service you? THen you've got food, and you've got poontang.

rofl @ Poontang...It always got me started

[Naomi]

That kind of makes sense. But if you've got kids that you could eat, why not keep the women around to service you? THen you've got food, and you've got poontang.

Hitman why would you want to eat little children?

[Naomi]

This thread is getting lame.
-Anibis


SHIT THREAD LOCK AND BAN

http://la.gg/upl/ban_him-774450.jpg

[Anibis]

Don't got mod powers... Sorry. :)
-An-

[m1thr0s]

SHIT THREAD LOCK AND BANnot yet...let's keep it to topic though...it's way off the map so far...

m1

[Naomi]

Anibis and m1thr0s you are off topic please say something funny.

[Anibis]

something funny

[Naomi]

lol

YouTube - Britney Spears - Pieces Of Me (POM) [Video] HQ

this is sexy and funny

[Naomi]

XD

YouTube - Snoop Dogg- A Bitch I Knew

[deviadah]

Make George W. Bush say what you want (http://bushspeech.org/)

:cool:

[deviadah]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h18/deviadah/forum/kk.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h18/deviadah/forum/hah.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h18/deviadah/forum/ll.jpg

:cool:

PS
That is me on the phone by the way talking to my Syrian connecetion...

[Naomi]

hmmm that first one is mildly sexist

[MythMath]

Yes, but which sex...?

[Naomi]

Both, I don't care for the bitterness! Can we bury that pattern?

[MythMath]

Sure, I didn't mean to imply that we should support 'sexism'...

So I agree with you...

To be honest, I hadn't noticed a pattern...

We're refreshingly free of any discrimination
here and no one should want that to change...
____________________________

edit: I suppose we do discriminate against people that discriminate against people...

recursive logic loop inserted in an attempt to stay on topic (post something funny)...

[Naomi]

http://www.dazimua.com/images/humor/sebastianisgay.jpg

[Talkingfox]

ok...this cracked me up, especially since I'm a closet Bjork fan

P Diddy calls Bjork (http://www.militantplatypus.com/blog/884/p-diddy-calls-bjork)

[Naomi]

Yes that is most certainly funny, I have heard all of my life Bjork was unusual and famous but I've probably listened to only 5 minutes of her music (knowingly)

P diddy is a terrible rapper

I hate his rapping so much

[Naomi]

Ok I'm sorry to K and Sebastian for editing their posts so that it made them appear gay. Even though, you know, it is my forum and they should give my admin powers back. Since I did apologize.

They're not gay.

[Dragon]

If it is yours...cant you just pull the plug on it? Rebuild?

[Luke Saint]

http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/babies/pictures/funny_babies_pictures_34.jpg

[Naomi]

If it is yours...cant you just pull the plug on it? Rebuild?

I would have to seduce Sebastian into giving me the pw and that would undo all of the karmic lines i've been running...

it is what it is

[Luke Saint]

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/12/3/1624050/4hn23gp.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/12/3/1624050/fn_3194.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/12/3/1624050/plainandsimple.jpg

And Naomi might like this picture of Lilith from the Wiki article:
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/12/3/1624050/275px-Lilith_%28John_Collier_painting%29.jpg
I know it's not funny but it's art and there's a snake in it so...

[deviadah]

especially since I'm a closet Bjork fan
Why in a closet?

Björk is one of those true artists... sure I might not be her biggest fan, but she sure has got my respect. She is cool live too.

Check out the film Dancer in the Dark... she out-acts most Hollywood snobs with ease!

:cool:

[frater luciferi]

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39218e52ef60118e79d4c700022

[wiz-oz]

Anibus said:
I like clowns though... Especially the ones who wap people with fish... Wap Wap Wap...
YouTube - Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s)
-An

Here's a cartoon I've altered and added a caption:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Wiz-OZ/ClowningAround2.jpg


Cheers from Upside Down

[deviadah]

Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)

Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. - source (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:About)

:cool:

[deviadah]

YouTube - Bad Sushi