What you hate/love about astrology signs

[Naomi]

Ok I want to hear from your own experience what you do or don't like about astrology signs, this is more valuable than anything out of a book...


Aries

good: they never stay mad at you for too long
bad: they never pay attention to you long enough for it to matter

solutions: i don't know

Aquarius

good: they really like far out ideas and can easily adapt to any situation
bad: sometimes they live in other dimensions and you can't even reach them

solution: become an extra-dimensional traveller

Gemini

good: they are fun-loving and they can think things through quickly
bad: they never shut up and forget about you tomorrow

solution: scare them and be fucking mysterious

Taurus

good: they're reliable and they are slow to change
bad: they're slow to get over stuff

solution: don't push them


Pisces

good: very fucking out there
bad: they get lost in dreams and the dreams of others to easily

solution: i don't know, this one always makes me sad. part of it is helping them see other worlds and arenas they can be successful in.

Cancer

good: they are very caring and very generous and like scorpio, ,protective
bad: with a catch that you stroke their ego

solution: remember all of those psychological tricks for healing emotionsal scars? Use them constantly.


Scorpio

good: i think this is the most fiercely loyal of the signs, really, also sexual and occult oriented
bad: dark and psychotic
good: dark and psychotic
really bad: homicidal

solution: become a goth

Libra

good: they never intentionally piss you off
bad: they piss you off anyways

solution: don't ever take them seriously

Virgo

good: they won't be rude to you, elegant (sometimes)
bad: passive aggressive, cheap, confused

solution: don't ever let them be in charge

Leo

good: fun, warm and generous
bad: they get pouty when you ignore them for 2 seconds

solution: flatter them indefinately

Capricorn

good: very funny, good advisors
bad: they're not into wild crazy plans based on the heart

solution: I don't know, capricorns hardly ever bother me.....

[Dark Lion]

solution: I don't know, capricorns hardly ever bother me.....

Guess we can be a bit bland. :o

Not a fan of Taurus find them brutish, my favorite has to be Leo and Aquarious... mostly Aquarious as they're out of this worldly and never boring.

Like my water, airy people then my firey people and then earthy folk, although at times firey people would annoy me more than earthly people who I'd tend to get fustrated with.

My favorite elements would be that in reverse with air last because it blows.

[Anibis]

Lol... I'm a Taurus... With a lots of Gemini...

I seem to hook up with Sagitarius alot. I noticed you skipped them, N...

Scorpios I tend to get in 'tette-a-tettes' with, due, I suppose to our polarity across the zodiac, and my stuborn-ness, I guess.

Capricorn is a bit domineering, I find, yet I'm surrounded by Capricorns (Seriously, like EVERYONE in my family is either Cap or Sag.)...

I get along best with Libras and Leos and Virgos, I think. Mercury and Venus are my strong planets, although Jupiter is up there, too...

Guess you can't really classify everyone, but its fun to work out how you feel about most of the different signs...

-Anibis

[Naomi]

yeah...i only met two sags my entire life - that i know of - they both insulted me, though i had a mutual crush on one, but he had a girlfriend ...

I fell pretty hard for two tauruses in my life, but they really don't know how to have a good time, unless they get drunk

your gemini influence shows strongly Anibis, that may be a very advantageous chart....

[Dark Lion]

Capricorn is a bit domineering, I find, yet I'm surrounded by Capricorns (Seriously, like EVERYONE in my family is either Cap or Sag.)

Hmmm... tend to take too long to get anything done as well, see taking the long route round as self-flagellating where others would replace the term with something shorter like, 'arduous'. Think we clash a bit with other earth signs, can't move or get around them easily. .lol.

An uncle of mine can tell what star sign a person is after a few minutes of meeting them, its uncanny, he sums them up in a short space of time and puts a sign to those attributes, uses it as a party trick, his sucess rate makes it more than that. Shame he divorced my aunt, was the only one in my family who wasn't afraid to talk about duppy (ghosts) and the paranormal, introduced me to it in that way.

[MythMath]

What's the etymology of 'duppy'...?

[Dark Lion]

.lol.

Tough to say, could be from three continents, the language is African in construct and certain terms but its also Spanish and English... based on using plurals, thats the core of it, so, ''duppy'' in its referance to a singular ectoplasmic unit could well be posed to mean a room full of them.

Pretty much estranged from it though so I'm no professor.

Might be borrowed.