Dumb Blonde Joke

[m1thr0s]

can't help it...this one's been making me laugh all day...

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her
boyfriend buying her flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is
buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like
getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always
has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel
like spending the next three days on my back with my legs
in the air."

The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"

:laugh:

[Naomi]

yes, that is definately funny

[The White Pearl]

3 blondes walk into a bar. They sit next to a skinny little drunk at the bar and order a pitcher. While they're waiting, the drunk man turns to the nearest one to him and says "hey, want to hear a blonde joke?" to which she replies " I am an active drill instructor in the U.S. military, my friend next to me here is an award winning bodybuilder, and the lady next to her is her personal bodyguard. Now, knowing this...do you still want to tell your joke?"

"On second thought, no." he says.

"I don't want to have to explain it three times."