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Luke Saint
03-20-2008, 10:39 PM
3-20-08

Sunny day was yesterday,
The grass was green
And the moon was you.
Zero ounces is not enough,
You know how little one can do.
The sidewalk seems so much shorter
When you are going home to the bowl scraping blues.

Brother Leroy was a Christian man,
Walked his dog and loved his van.
He had everything he could ever need:
A pipe, a chair and a bag of greed.
Be thankful that you never had to feed him.
Leroy's passions was his eatin'.
One day Leroy walked to the worst possible spot
In his city where he heard the news
That the SWAT team had swatted his greed.
Now he's gonna find out about the bowl scraping blues.

Sweet Lynlilyetta, straightforward go getta
Had no ring but felt her life was beta.
Tetrahydro green spot on her sweater
To show all the boys that she liked life better.
Lynlilyetta was a well known dame.
Greedy too, her tricks were all a game.
Lapis Larry, Lynlilyetta's man,
Was arrested for loitering and pandering his woos.
Now lynlilyetta was cut off from her greed
And now she only sleeps with the bowl scraping blues.

Tiny Tim Trout liked the big city,
Said that when he's greedy the lights look really pretty.
Rolled around town on nineteen inch rims
And had a habit of taking avarice swims.
With all of these "swims" that he was shootin'
He knew more about gravity than Sir Isaac Newton.
Poor Tim, his trader's wife got hot.
He saw the story and now he has to choose
If Tiny Trout had better go a-lookin'
Or if he's gonna chow down on the bowl scraping blues.

This cool Luke Saint is a real life player,
Safely nestled in his women and his booze.
But the lighter green, that's what hurt him
And gave him a ride to the bowl scraping blues.