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1000ShadesofGrey
09-26-2008, 10:27 AM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
I hate them because they are dead, killed by your politicians 10 times over when supporting fascist governments. For starters check Salvador Allende and Chile… and please read a chilean web page, not an american one.


Why do you want our troops to die?
Because they are following the order of sadistic people haters. Murdering people for a buck.

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
Because people like Bush, McCain, Palin and You have crapped all over it. A bit of spit can only improve it.

Why do you hate innocent children?
Depends on the child. If it is a baby I hate it he is a lazy bum. All he does all day is to suck tits, drink milk, burp and crap. It is others that have to do the work of bathing him and change his diapers. Not only that but he is also a sadistic sob that doesn’t let working people rest and sleep. If it is not a baby, I hate it because it is a lazy bum. Playing all day long and making noise, turning everything into a mess and not cleaning up their rooms… let their slave parents do it.

Why do you like France (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/France)?
Because they invented modern democracy (Liberty, Equality, Fraternity), offered the USA the Statue of Liberty, have great looking ladies, good cuisine, and for the most part behave like rational people.

deviadah
09-26-2008, 12:44 PM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
I don't hate it... I hate pseudo-Freedom and pseudo-Democracy!

Why do you want our troops to die?
Live by the gun, then die by the gun!

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
Because where are the Founding Mothers?

Why do you hate innocent children?
No one is innocent.

Why do you like France (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/France)?
Because it actually has an esoteric past...

:cool:

m1thr0s
09-26-2008, 02:27 PM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
liars just piss me off in general.

Why do you want our troops to die?
it's the only way left to bring them home.

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
enhances the shine.

Why do you hate innocent children?
cuz their short.

Why do you like France (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/France)?
i'm fond of crooked architecture.

that was fun. :cool:
m1

Talkingfox
09-26-2008, 04:11 PM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
I can't really hate it...I've not had any direct experience so am unable to formulate an opinion

Why do you want our troops to die?
Since I'm no longer a vegetarian I'm considering becoming a humanitarian. I'm sure I could get a nice little fast food franchise with Halliburton in Faluja

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
Because with the economy like it is I can't afford a house slave

Why do you hate innocent children?
I don't. They're excellent on toast

Why do you like France (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/France)?
Sorry...I'm American and don't know where that is.

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Ci Celli Ddu
09-26-2008, 11:36 PM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
Because they're shit names to give to your children.

Why do you want our troops to die?
I dont have any troops.
Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
The what of the who?
Why do you hate innocent children?
I don't hate them, I just hate their taste in music.

Why do you like France (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/France)?
Because somebody has to.

Carbon Class Six
09-27-2008, 02:50 AM
Hah nice replies...

Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
Apparent freedom is the easiest way to enslave.

Why do you want our troops to die?
If they are truly fighting to relieve the suffering of those whose country they are in, the least they could do is donate their intestines to feed the famished...

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
The spit can get extra long falling that far back into the space/time continuum.

Why do you hate innocent children?
AHHH!!!!!!

Why do you like France?
Because it rhymes with Trance?

Dragon
09-27-2008, 03:23 AM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
It puts to much power in the population. Keep power at the top where it belongs. :evil:


Why do you want our troops to die?
So I have more ghosts on my side...

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
I found our fathers like their legs on a spit. It keeps them in a good mood.

Why do you hate innocent children?
They can't fire a handgun.

Why do you like France?
Because you get to burn through it on your way to conquer London.

Anibis
09-27-2008, 11:37 AM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
Because of the gays...


Why do you want our troops to die?
Because of the jews...

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
Because of the blacks...

Why do you hate innocent children?
Because of the women...

Why do you like France?
Because of the french.

-A-

wiz-oz
09-27-2008, 11:54 PM
Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
Becaue I'm not free to choose my democracy.

Why do you want our troops to die?
No more troops - nobody to fight phony wars.

Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
it's cheaper than anything else and way waste your money.

Why do you hate innocent children?
Because they grow up to become fighters, spit on our founding fathers and don't know the true meaning of freedom & the right to choose.

Why do you like France?
Because it's as far away as possible.

Why am I answering stupid questions with cruel answers?
because I can!

OZ