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lickthetoaster
04-03-2010, 07:15 AM
forget money.

Remember the fuckers who dont try to die

dev
04-03-2010, 07:27 AM
Gamble it all. You can double it.

:deveye:

m1thr0s
04-03-2010, 10:24 AM
spend every penny on sex toys and I bet they won't pull that *conditions* crap again...:cool:

ps - don't forget the thank-you card!

m1

LordDagon
04-03-2010, 10:46 AM
no, no...sex toys alone are not going to work.
let's split this money in three.
so 200 divided by 3= 66.(6) badass B-)

Now, what you want to do is spend 66.6 on sex toys. badass number 1
Then 66.6 on drugs. badass number 2
Then 66.6 on alcohol. badass number 3

So you've got sex, drugs and alcohol and we all know these kinds of things lead to a forth- violence. That's badass number 4. So you've got 200, split in 3 badass parts, with which you purchase 3 badass things that lead to a forth badass.

That will teach to what happens when they restrict your intellectual life, nutrition and aesthetics.
EVIL !!

nonamefits
04-03-2010, 02:40 PM
Put it in the bank? :P

I'd buy some ganj, parts for my bicycle, parts for my dirtbike, stereo equipment (got a nice pair of headphones?) or put it in the bank. Actually maybe I'd stash it in the house...

lickthetoaster
04-03-2010, 04:16 PM
read my lips, i have a condom in your eyes

Saxarba
04-03-2010, 04:25 PM
what kind of person keeps you from buying books!?!

Saxarba
04-03-2010, 04:28 PM
And the biggest thing i hate about occult shops, is the fact that they are run by occultists. There's nothing like walking into a shop, watching the clerk look at me, scan me over then stare at me as I look at stuff as if im up to something.

yeah that shit annoys me. theres this one dude like that around here. and we go to the same spots, so i see him every once and a while. something about him just rubs me the wrong way, him and all his goddamn pagan disciple groupies, of which theres like 5, including his wife, and some fat chick

frater luciferi
04-03-2010, 10:23 PM
tattoo?

lickthetoaster
04-06-2010, 01:56 AM
no one knows the way of the tortilla

m1thr0s
04-06-2010, 06:33 AM
actually - that would work really well - especially since it looks like micromanagement-mom feels this overwhelming need to watch everything you purchase!

Samyama
04-06-2010, 01:48 PM
I was asking myself what kind of shrewed vixen is this mom of yours? But I don't want to insult the lady because she is your mother. It's the part of not buying books that sounds rather illminded.
When I was younger I wasn't allowed to learn musical instruments. That made me dislike both my parents for quite a while. In the end it was forgiving because I found the computer as the musical instrument, but on my own without permission for anything. It still was hypocrite and wrong of them to deny something that would develop the mind, just as with books.