Ask the Hoochie!!!

[YsetEternal]

Yes! Ask the Hoochie, she knows it all...

You might like or dislike the answer, but she knows it all one way or another...

Take your chances, spill your guts, and ask the Hoochie!!!

the wheel generally follow the below example

sex, birth, life, death and sex again...

So ask... come on be brave...

[Aodh]

Okay...

How come I'm so great at seducing and so bad at charming, in romantic circumstances?

(I'm actually a great charmer when I want to be OUTSIDE of romantic scenarios)

[YsetEternal]

hate to say it, but you already know the answer.

Do you really need me to say it to the entire forum?

[Aodh]

I'm actually not quite sure that I DO know the answer. So fire away.

[YsetEternal]

I'm actually not quite sure that I DO know the answer. So fire away.


You know the answer but I will elaborate for you....

You are good at charming ppl, but not seducing. yes, you notice Ive changed the wording, because its more accurate... sorry...

You havent been seduced enoug by the gender you desire to seduce. And youve also not had all that much practice at it...

harden up for a while. listen, learn, experience. It will help...





okay thats one down, whos next? and remember it doesnt neccessarily have to be a question about seduction or sex. any question at all will do and Ill give you my take on it, and if Im in a great mood I might throw a spin that you didnt see coming...

[fr.novumorganum]

why do people lie?

[YsetEternal]

ooh, one thats gonna make me think...

people lie to make themselves feel better about one thing or another, not to mention avoiding getting in trouble... I would give specific examples, but Id get in trouble... if youd care to elaborate, Ill be able to answer more fully...

[YsetEternal]

Okay...

How come I'm so great at seducing and so bad at charming, in romantic circumstances?

(I'm actually a great charmer when I want to be OUTSIDE of romantic scenarios)


On revisiting the thread and your post, Ive come to a better way to answer this than the way I initially did...

First off, Charming, is something one either is or is not. good example, a cocky man can not be charming. Charming os what one does to get in the door, seduction opens an entirely different door...

Is that a better answer?

[Radiant Star]

Is that a better answer?


Hoochie, WE are supposed to ask the questions, you only have to answer them.

Now, I am not so innocent since I met you... :rofl:

...but I do still have questions, now the problem is since I have become an occultist, I don't celebrate Christmas, now how do I get a kiss from Santa Claus?

[YsetEternal]

This one is entirely too easy... The hoochie used to do this all the time...

you find a shopping mall that he frequents for the kiddies, then you stand in line and wait your turn. You then go and sit on his lap and tell him what you want for xmas while wiggling in his lap a bit just to get your point across and to make him have a really funny smile on his face when they take the photo...

[feranaja]

Hoochie, how do I get a kiss, period?

fera

[YsetEternal]

That all depends upon who you want to kiss you... More details get a more appropriate answer.... :D

[feranaja]

oh come on please, beggars cant be choosers! You know I'm over the hill and all..

[YsetEternal]

okay then... Flip that switch girl and go work it... Find the hottest man you can, Kiss him, then walk away. Usually this leads to them following you around until you talk to them and allow them to try and work their wiles on you...

[feranaja]

okay then... Flip that switch girl and go work it... Find the hottest man you can, Kiss him, then walk away. Usually this leads to them following you around until you talk to them and allow them to try and work their wiles on you...


We really need to meet I think...:eek:
In real life Im sort of...errr, shy..romantically anyway.

Ok well, I'll go back to...puppykisses..<slinks away with a liver treat>
:sad:

[YsetEternal]

We really need to meet I think...:eek:
In real life Im sort of...errr, shy..romantically anyway.

Ok well, I'll go back to...puppykisses..<slinks away with a liver treat>
:sad:


I think so too :D

As for puppy kisses, you dont have to resort to that. Shyness can be overcome... You just need some hooch lessons...

[feranaja]

but...I looove puppykisses...

Im half afraid to meet, you may corrupt my pure and innocent nature.

woof woof ;)
fera

[YsetEternal]

but...I looove puppykisses...

Im half afraid to meet, you may corrupt my pure and innocent nature.

woof woof ;)
fera

oh puhlease and yeah, puppy kisses are always good :D

and honey,you already know me, Youve already been infected... ;)

[Naomi]

What does it mean when someone says

"I guess we won't need to water our X-mas trees this year."?

[YsetEternal]

LOL...

It means there will be plenty others fluids a flowin' that should do the job...

[Naomi]

...

thanks

[Dragon]

Why are guys into pyronecrobestiality more then women are?

[YsetEternal]

Why are guys into pyronecrobestiality more then women are?

Because most women know better :laugh: