Which Greek god are you?

[s1m0n]

Which Greek god are you?

The What Greek god Are You Test
(http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3111589456939550352)

[Anibis]

Hmmm. Hephaestos...
-Ibisis

[Fio Praeter Humanus]

The thing is broken. It told me I was Ares. :confused:

[Okazaki Castle]

Man, that site is crap cuz they make you do the test and then, afterwards make you sign up to their dumb-ass dating site before they show you the results. So I signed up as Azazel, to see what that does. Dude needs to get liad too I figure, or at least is prbbly looking for a date... Consumer demand and all that jazz...

So I'm apparently Dionysus with a paltry 77% godhood rating. They missed out one 7 but I guess I can see the connection.

And funnily enough, Dionysus is the godform that I nomrally do when socialising in a party or wider social atmosphere. Zeus is my normal mien and attitude. Apollo's what I usually do with women.

If I could have another form, ie two Greek God forms at the same time, physically in two different bodies, then I'd like it to be Venus so that I could go fuck myself...

How about we just say who our favourite godforms are instead, to save all that hassle? At least, that should be an option I feel...

all the best,
Oazaki.

[s1m0n]

Man, that site is crap cuz they make you do the test and then, afterwards make you sign up to their dumb-ass dating site before they show you the results. So I signed up as Azazel, to see what that does. Dude needs to get liad too I figure, or at least is prbbly looking for a date... Consumer demand and all that jazz...


Ah crap! I hate sites like that. I had to go out before I could try it myself, otherwise I'd have looked for somethig else.

[izi]

Well they made me Hephaestus. But I don't think they even included Phoebe....

:D

I found these funny questions about Phoebe on the nineplanets.org website:
Why is Phoebe in such an odd orbit?Why not?
Is it really the source of the dark material on Hyperion (http://www.nineplanets.org/hyperion.html) and the leading hemisphere of Iapetus (http://www.nineplanets.org/iapetus.html)?I think it's more like Hyperion and Iapetus are responsible for Phoebe. :P
Is Phoebe really a nearly pristine relic of the early days of our solar system? If so, what can it tell us about that time?Boring with lots of meetings and reading the instruction manual.

Off godchecker.com:


"PHOEBE: One of the titans, she's Goddess of Wise Counsel, Thoughtful Replies and Snappy Answers."

[s1m0n]

Is Phoebe really a nearly pristine relic of the early days of our solar system? If so, what can it tell us about that time?Boring with lots of meetings and reading the instruction manual.


:laugh:

I got Hephaestus too, but only a 41

The How Nerdy Are You? (http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im) test is much more fun.

[Anibis]

Notice a trend here... Land of the ugly clever people... Heh heh... Not THAT ugly, though...
-Ibisis

[s1m0n]

Notice a trend here... Land of the ugly clever people... Heh heh... Not THAT ugly, though...
-Ibisis

http://www.nascr.net/~jcburd/beholder.gif

Beauty is in the eye of...

[m1thr0s]

well...I'm from Sumer anyway...Deep space prior to that...you've probably all heard of my grandfather...Apsu...he's kind of a famous inventor...invented the Universe and stuff like that...:cool:

m1thr0s

[izi]

Well la-di-da, arn't we special.

Are you going to bitchslap us next?

[s1m0n]

Well la-di-da, arn't we special.

Are you going to bitchslap us next?

He doesnt bitchslap. He gets his bitches to do that for him

[izi]

http://www.comics101.com/comics101/news/Comics%20101/84/bitchslap.jpg

[m1thr0s]

it does sound kind of fun though...I dig foreplay...

m1thr0s

[Little Billy]

Ashattius.

[Kain]

Well, I'm Kain of course! ;) :cool:

hehe...Ares...

Kain

[Nuhad418]

:laugh:

I got Hephaestus too, but only a 41

The How Nerdy Are You? (http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im) test is much more fun.

Well this comes as no surprise:


82% scored higher (more nerdy), and
18% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either.

No shit :juggle: (this guy is dedicated to Ibisis lol)

[s1m0n]

Darnit! The last time I did this I only scored 5%. So long to being cool...



52% scored higher (more nerdy), and
48% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.

[Anibis]

No shit :juggle: (this guy is dedicated to Ibisis lol)

Tis' a popular misconception that people juggle over the head like that. Truth is, the juggler weaves a lemniscate, but what the F***. Worshippers...
-Ib

[Copuldaemon]

Actually...I'm no God. Until I can fly in space and breath with no suit or ship or any other impossible thing, I'm not worthy in consideration.

[izi]

Tis' a popular misconception that people juggle over the head like that. Truth is, the juggler weaves a lemniscate, but what the F***. Worshippers...
-Ib

Hmm, something tells me you are a nerd for knowing that.


57% scored higher (more nerdy), and
43% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.




I'm flattered.

[silentjohn]

You're almost there, but not everything was perfect.

We're experiencing technical difficulties right now. Sorry for the inconvenience. Please e-mail us at comments@okcupid.comto report the problem. :-(

[Okazaki Castle]

Actually...I'm no God. Until I can fly in space and breath with no suit or ship or any other impossible thing, I'm not worthy in consideration.

Physical superpowers Marvel-style are one thing. Where is Brahm's power demonstrated in physicality? Where YHWH's? Where, indeed, Apsu's? The answer is, all these deities may exist but physically there is no incontrovertible proof of this. This is because all such things as incontrovertible physical proof are a matter of interpretation by mind of physical phenomenon...

The being god game operates on that level. the being a miracel worker or being an alien game operates on different levels. The God game is more powerful, and offers more. In practice though, you need to find a way to re-introduce to this system and this occuring reality your full powers set. It's a more a macro problem then a micro, personal scale thing. Hence why the system needs to be solved, or at least addressed, as a whole.

It is occurring mass mind which limits possibility far more than the state of one's ucrrent physical vehicle and its level of esoteric or energetic development. Hence why mass mind needs to be worked on, developed. It removes the 'plugs', or dams, on our abilities as it were. As mass mind improves, our abilities are loosened for freer expression... :D :D :D :cool: :cool:

Oh and incidentally the OKCupid site is apparently a powerful portal which I should not dis. So I take back what I said and make Azazel eat those words, as that's one of the things he's good for... OKcupid is a wonderful site, that is now Oazaki's opinion of it. Well, I was always kinda flexible/what works in terms of my opinions...

all the best,
Oazaki.

[Nuhad418]

Tis' a popular misconception that people juggle over the head like that. Truth is, the juggler weaves a lemniscate, but what the F***. Worshippers...
-Ib
:eek: dude, the smiley has no legs and is a sphere....everything would have to be over his head...unless s/he has very long arms!

[m1thr0s]

rofl...somebody needed to point that out!

m1thr0s

[Anibis]

Now if I juggled three of them, each of which was juggling three, which were themselves jugling smilies, unto infinity, now THAT would be interesting. And nerdy... But I dunno about nerd. Geek always rang truer to me, what with the circus connection... NC, have you ever read Geek Love by Katherine Dunn? Actually anyone here would dig it I am sure. Really fricking dark, beautiful, ugly, wonderful, horrible novel about circus freaks...

'A true freak cannot be made, a true freak must be born."

-Ibisis

[MythMath]

Ib's Fractal Cascade... :yes: :laugh: :yes:

[Anibis]

Azoth used a smiley here that was juggling a cascade. Let me see if I can find it... That was easy. Here (http://forums.abrahadabra.com/showthread.php?p=3811#post3811) it is...
-Ibisis

[dev]

Hephaestus - and it seems many Abrahadabra people are that...

(I gave out a false e-mail... suckers...)

[Nuhad418]

Notice a trend here... Land of the ugly clever people... Heh heh... Not THAT ugly, though...
-Ibisis

:(

You are most like Hephaestus, You scored higher than 46% on Godliness
Screw that. I'm going to answer sex and violence for everything next time :rofl: